I’m a coffee shop snob, but I don’t drink coffee.*
The first time my wife called me a tea snob, I got offended. But then I realized she was right.**
I love to say that Washington, DC, is the only real city in the U.S. Because it’s obviously not true, but it shows how much I love this place.***
* Technically not true, but I only drink maybe a half-dozen cups a year.
** She was my girlfriend at the time.
*** I really like footnotes.
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